Let me get this straight you're applying to go for a trip to Washington
with a whole bunch of other nerbs to watch a senator sign papers all day?
And make phone calls!
Ouu,where do I'm not sign up?
Aha.Just the two I was looking for.
We didn't do it!
Yeah! What didn't we do?
Whatever I'm just covering all the basics.
I have it from a reliable source that a little boy who was about your height
and your hair color was seeing in the game room tampering with the games and playing for free.
Well it wasn't me!
You know Mr.Moseby you can't believe every rumor you hear.
Ooei ,I know it was one of you two. And since I don't know which one,
the game room is off limits to the both of you.
It's good to be the manager.
This stinks!
Now I can't go in there and i've been saving all my quarters.
You know Cody you wouldn't have to save up your quarters if you just use mine.
So it was you.
Well dah it wasn't you. Boy,smart people are damn.
Zack, put that back!
I'm Cody!
No he's not! I'm Cody and I'm sick and tired when people always thinking I'm Zack.
I'm not Zack.I'm CODY! C-O-D-Y CO-DY!
Oh, Cody, do you have the dollar you own me?
I'm Zack. Z-A-C-K ZACK!
I'm impressed that you want to learn CPR.
It's a great feeling to know how you can save a human life.
Yeah,and charge five dollars one hour to baby sit.
You have a dark side,I like it.
Well let's hurry this up,i have a date with Chuck at six.
Chuck the waiter?
I've seen him down at the pool, he has a great backstroke.
Yeah,that's why I like him.
So , where is the train dummy?
You looking at him.
I mean the dummy I'm gonna practice on.
You looking at him.
Ok, now the first thing you do is check and see if I'm breathing.
Ok.
Nothing.
That's 'cause I'm holding my breath.
You got me!
Now what?
Now till my head back. All right.
Lift my chin, pinch my nose, and give me two slow breaths.
Yo, Yo, Yo! What up, my peeps?
What's all this nonsense?
Well, I'm just going with your new look. Fa Shizzle.
This is just my way of making sure people won't confuse me with Zack.
That's right, you'd be the one with your pants around your ankles.
Well, that's embarrassing.
Mhm!
Esteban,did you hear?
Yes, you're getting an award from the animal league and you told me to tell everybody.
And have you?
Si!
Good!But that's not what this is about.
I know a secret that's even more delicious that you can't repeat.
Oh, please, Miss London. I cannot keep a secret, like Mr. Moseby
telling me that he's getting you a purse for your birthday.
He is?
Oops.
The black one?
Yes! Rats...
Yay!
Anyway.Maddie and Lance are back together.
I saw them kissing in the lounge
Ooh, that is juicy.
I don't dish anything less.
Remeber,mum's the word.
Right,mum, mum, mum, mum, mum...
What you just say?
Nothing. I said nothing about Maddie and Lance pledging their
love for each other in the lounge. Ai ai ai!
No!
Si!They were,as we say in my country, "peeling the grape".
No!
Si! Please don't say anything.
About what?
Oh,you're good!
Hey Zack? Did you hear?
I'm Cody,the one with the cool gangsta look?
Thought you were a pirate.
Anyway,Maddie and Lance are pledged to each other.
Pledged? You mean like,engaged?
Sealed it with a kiss.
NOOO?!!
SIII!!!
And there was something about grapes. I think they're moving to a vineyard,
but if you ask me, the whole thing is a gamble. But remember, keep it to yourself.
Your secret is safe with me,I won't tell anyone...except Zack.
I just heard something that I can not believe...it....
Someone tolded me that you and Maddie are betrothed.
We are? Cool!! What's that?
Means you're getting married.
Really?
My girlfriend is gonna be ticked!
I guess I better go rent a tux.
Zack,there you are.Brace yourself.
Maddie and Lance we're seeing kissing and I hear they're getting married and
moving to Las Vegas to gamble.
She wouldn't!
She implied that she wait for me!
Hey, Maddie!
Hey Chuck so you set up for a movie tonight?
Not after what I just heard.
What did you hear?
How can you marry Lance?
That!
I'm not marrying Lance. Why would you say that?
Because you're kissing him.
They're peeling the grape.
I was not. There was no peeling.
Maddie, I heard we betrothed...that.
Ok, where did this ridiculous rumor start?
Zack,who told you this?
It was Cody.
It was Muriel.
It was Esteban.
It was London. Oh,I curse these lips that can not keep them self shield.
I know, I will hold them together to keep them for spreading rumors again.
Where is she?
In her room.
I wanna know why you started that rumor about me and Lance.
What rumor?
That Lance and I are getting married, moving to a vineyard in Vegas and becoming blackjack dealers?!
Congratulations! You're gonna be a blackjack dealer!
London, I'm not gonna be a blackjack dealer! And I'm not getting married.
Oh good, you're much too young.
London, London. Why did you tell Esteban that Lance and I are back together?
Because I saw you loop locking in the lounge!
He was teaching me CPR!
Is that the same as peeling the grape?
It's mouth to mouth!
So it is the same!
Forget about it,the problem is everybody at the hotel is talking about how we're back together.
Then you should be thanking me, Maddie, having people talk about you is a good thing.
No its, not.
Gossip hearts. That's why I wouldn't do it.
How would you feel if people were spreading rumors about you?
Hey, every time I'm in the paper, my social life just gets better and better.
Yeah? Well, my social life is going down the tubes because Chuck heard your lie and dumped me!
Oh, honey. I heard a rumor he was gonna dump you anyway.
Hey Zack, I picked up some soccer camp brochures for you,i thought
if Cody goes to Washington for a week you might like to do something fun too.
These are all spa getaways.
Those are mine.
These are yours.
Hey Mom,check this out!
The gangsta look didn't work out so I've come up with something more radical.Tada!!
Wow!
Now people won't mistake me for Zack.
Althought they might mistake you for Muriel.
What's so funny?
Ahhh!Oh no, the box said it would be a honey mist auburn.
Well honey, you missed auburn big time!
Maddie, did you hear, the animal league is giving me an award tonight.
Yes, Esteban told me. And I don't care.
Are you still made about the whole Lance thing?
No one in this hotel is speaking to me. Everyone thinks I'm a man stealer.
Except from Lance who want to get married in the pool and insists that I wear his grandmother's wet suit.
So the engagement is back on?
Ohh that's great!
Oh no no London!!
Esteban , guess what!
So you know London Tipton?!
Unfortunately!
Ahm,she must be pretty interesting.
Yeah, if you like vain, self-centered people who don't care who they hurt.
Oh, I heard she's a very giving person, I understand she's getting an award from the animal league.
Excuse me while I laugh.Ha!!She's a hypocrite.I have and i know she's got a fox coat in her closet.
Really??
Well,it has been such a pleasure talking to you.
Frank,I have got an inside scoop on London Tipton that's gonna make her the most hated woman in Boston.
Listen to this, according to a hotel insider,Tipton is a hypocrite.
She has a fox coat in her closet.
Noo no no no no.Animal murder? Oh no no no no!!
Hi..ah sorry there's been..ah..recall on this magazines.Apparently they burst into flames spontaneously.
London overhere. Is it true you torture animals?
No!No,i love animals.I I swatted a fly once but I missed.
Then explane this.
Oh no.My life is ruined.
Miss Tipton.One more question.
What in the name off...
Everybody out,out,out. Step away from the hotel.
I can't believe someone would say this about me.
But you said there was no such thing as bad publicity.
That is makes your social life better?
Yeah, when I'm spreading it.
Not when others are lying about me torturing cute little animals.
All my furs are fake.
But you said they were fox.
Yes, f-a-u-x, fox.
That's pronounced, faux!
Which,might have made a difference to... the big mouth who started this rumor.
Maddie, you are truly the only friend I have.
Ohh,don't say that.
London,I am so sorry.I promise I will do my best to find the person who did this to you.
Good.And when you find him I want him thrown in a Tipton dungeon for the rest of his life.
We don't have a dungeon but I can have him fired.
From a canon?
Ohhh!!!
Hey Mom.
Oh hey Cody!A letter came for you for the week from Washington program
and says you have made past for the first round of qualifications.
Way to go little red riding nerd.
At least when I go away,it won't be in handcuffs.
Hey look at all the photographers but you can't see them throw this sticky windows.
I know it's so hard to find good help these days.
You can that again,sister.
I wonder who leaked the story about London.
I bet it was that creepy waiter, Chuck.I never liked him.
You liked him until Maddie liked him.
Hey Esteban.Come here.I know who leaked the gossip about London.
Oh no.I can't take anymore secrets. La la la la la la la la ...
It was that crummy waiter , Chuck.
Ooh,Chuck,really?That 'la la' thing never really works.
Did you hear about Moseby?
No..........NO!!!
Siiii!!
Whoah,I feel a candy craving coming on.
Don't you mean a Maddie craving?
Either way,I'm powerless.
Nice hair,son.What are you rebelling against?
False labeling on hair products.
Excuse me,I'm Mr.Johnson with the weekend Washington program
I'm looking for Cody Martin.
Yes the man who wants to take our Cody to Washington for a whole week.
You know ,he has a brother.
Yes I do.When I call I left a message with him.
Well,let's just ring his room.
Zack, the guy from the week in Washington program is here!
He is here to interview me and I can't be me beacuse I don't look like me
I'm suppose to look like you so since you look like me you got to be me.
I can't help you.
Why??
Because I have no idea what you just said.
I'm sorry,there's no answer. Op,there they are!
Ok,your favorite President is Jimmy Carter you're strong proponent of the First Amendment
and you want to be a supreme court justice when you grow up.
If you get stuck just look at me.
Aaa,Mr.Johnson this is Cody...
's brother Zack.This is Cody.
Nice to meet you Cody.
Yeah but you are...
...so proud of my brother.You'd be lucky to have him in your program.
That's right. I'm Cody, the smart one.
And I'm Zack, the dumb one. Dopey, dopey, dope.
Don't push it.
Good luck. To all of you.
Cody, how did you first become interested in government?
Well, I'm a strong proponent of the First Amendment.
Great. What do you like about it?
Well...what's not to like?
I mean...it's the first. It's number one! It's number one!
I see...And what President would you say you're admire the most?
Oh, that's easy. President Carter.
Why?
...Why? Well...uh...He...uh...hammers! Uh...Nails things! Nails things.
e uh...he...uh...um......builds um... builds houses! Builds houses for... He builds houses for...Nuns!
Builds houses for nuns.
Builds houses for...old people? ..cold people.Builds houses for cold people.
Uhhh...poor people! Builds houses for poor people!
Yes. And I believe everyone should have a place to live,
where you can watch TV, to see commercials for stuff to buy.
Which helps the economy. What?
Is there someone back there?
No, just that plant. I love plants. I'm very pro-plant.
It says here that you want to be a member of the Supreme Court.
What's the first thing you would do if appointed?
I'm thinkin' Casual Fridays.Ditch those black robes and wear CAPES!
With a big "S" on the chest for "Supreme Court".
Okay...Well, I think that's all I need to know. We'll be in touch. Thank you, Cody.
No, thank you, Mr. Johnson. And by the way, if ya pick me, there might
be a free Tipton bathrobe in it for ya! ...Nuff said.
Maddie!
I can explain.
I...hope so.
The animal league has cancelled my award. And noone returns my e-mails.
Even when I use the cute little smiley face.
See?This is what I meant by rumors hurting people.
Even now in this case the person may not have even known they where starting it.
And they're probably really,really, really sorry.
Not as really,really,really sorry as they'll be when they get fired.
Moseby said he had a lead.
Esteban I know you know who gossiped about London.
Why do you say that?
Beacuse you were seeing skipping down the hallway singing.
I know who it is, I know who it is, I know who it....
Who is it?
I will not rat out a fellow employee.
Spill it or I'll have you transported to the Tipton Siberia.
It starts with 'Chu' and rhymes with 'uck'
Who's Chuduck?
He saying it was Chuck.
Chuck? I want him deported!
Well you can't have him deported he's from New Jersey!
Ah,Chuck front and center please.
Is it true that you talked to a reporter about Miss Tipton's private life?
No! I didn't talk to a reporter.
Well, I guess its not him. Too bad, case closed. Who wants to go for pizza?
Chuck, you're fired.You get your passport and go back to New Jersey.
London,Mr.Moseby.You can't fired Chuck He didn't talk to the repoter.I did!
Ohhhhhh!!!!
Maddie why would you do such a thing i'm surprised that you.
Yeah,I thought you never gossiped.
Look!I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't even know that woman was a reporter.
Oh, so you just gossip about me in general?
Only because you gossiped about me and spread it through the whole hotel.
Well you gossiped about me and it spread all over the world!
But you started it.
Nu-uh!
Uh-huh!
Oh don't you 'Uh-huh' my 'Nu-uh'!
I think you are both at fault here and I think we can all learn something from this.
Even though gossiping is an irresistible temptation on any level,gossip it hurtful.
Now the best way to not spread it is to not listen to it.
London.
Maddie, I'm sorry I started all this.
Next time I see you loop locking I come to you first before i start telling people.
That's all I ask.And I'm sorry let my anger get the better of me.
I'm sorry about the things I wrote about you in the staff lounge.
Great.We have a staff lounge but no dungeon?
Just what I need another room for you to torture me in.
What am I gonna do?I'm still trapped in the hotel by those photographers.
Well if you tell everyone that rumor about me and Lance was untrue,
then I'll come up with a plan and convince people you're sweet,kind and caring to all animals.
How you're gonna do that?
Oh,we'll fix something.
Ok paparazzi people you are to tell no one that I let you come in here.
I'm doing this out of the goodness of my heart.
There she is.
HELP ME,please!My Chinchilla had faded help I think he's dying.
Oh,don't worry little boy,whom I have never met before, I will save your beloving Chinchilla.
You have to give it mouth to mouth.
I do?You didn't say anything about that.
I'm saying it now!
Give the Chinchilla the kiss of life!
Ohhhh!!!
Ohhhhhhh!!!
He's Breathing!
Ohhh Yeeeeee!!!!
You saved him kind lady whom I never met before,Thank you!
Fur ball.
Ewww!!!
Hello?Yes he is. Cody, it's Mr. Johnson from the week in Washington program.
I don't want to talk to him. Ever since I messed up my interview.
You know,I thought you did really well.
YOU would.
Well,somebody better take the call!
This is Cody. I have? You did? I am? Thank you bye! I'm in!
I am so proud of you!
Mr. Johnson said they want me because of my great sense of humor and refreshing personality.
So I guess you didn't do such a bad job after all.
You're right, I did a great job.